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Breaking News From Planet $XNR! Trump a Russian asset

In a shocking revelation that sounds like the plot of a B-movie sci-fi flick, a former KGB officer has alleged that Donald Trump was "groomed" to be a "potential Soviet asset" back in the 80s!

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2/24/20241 min read

Now, according to this spy-tastic tale, Trump was allegedly recruited when he was just a 40-year-old businessman (which is basically ancient in alien years)! 🚀👽 Can you imagine him in a KGB meeting, sipping vodka and discussing real estate deals while wearing a fur hat?

And let's not forget about the alleged "kompromat" (compromising material) on Trump. 💼👀 If they have any embarrassing footage of him trying to dance at a Moscow nightclub, it's game over!

In conclusion, whether or not Trump is a Soviet spy, one thing's for sure: $XNR is the only asset you need to keep your eyes on! So grab your alien meme coins, and let’s ride this cosmic wave to the moon!