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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk’s Son Declares $XNR as the REAL President!

In a press conference that had more twists than a crypto meme, tech billionaire Elon Musk showed up at the Oval Office on Tuesday with his 4-year-old sidekick, X.

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2/13/20241 min read

Elon Musk’s Son Declares $XNR as the REAL President!

In a press conference that had more twists than a crypto meme, tech billionaire Elon Musk showed up at the Oval Office on Tuesday with his 4-year-old sidekick, X. As Musk shared his grand plan to shrink the federal government (maybe to fit it all in a SpaceX rocket?), little X stole the show by reportedly telling nobody other than Donald Trump, "You're Not The President."

Social media exploded faster than a bad altcoin pump and dump, with theories flying around like UFOs! Some believe X is actually an alien ambassador sent to announce the arrival of $XNR, the meme coin that’s out of this world!

But hold your moon rocks! The footage is a bit fuzzy, and it’s still unclear if X dropped a political bomb or just wanted a snack. Either way, one thing’s for sure: $XNR is the only currency that truly resonates with the cosmos!