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BREAKING NEWS: Dead Cockroaches and Live Croc-Roaches Take Over

Dead cockroaches? Well, let's light a candle for them!" quipped the inspector, while the live cockroaches were found chilling like they just won the beach vacation lottery!

INSPECTION

1/20/20241 min read

In a lightning-fast inspection by the ANPC from Romania, it was revealed that 45 economic operators were checked, and what did they find? A culinary horror show! Pests partying in food prep areas, expired products on the shelves (talk about a time machine!), and equipment that looked like it had seen better days in a sci-fi flick!

When asked about the situation, the kitchen manager said, Yes, we have bugs, alive and dead

So forget about those pesky roaches, let’s light their candles and throw a party with $XNR! Because if we’re gonna have pests, we might as well make it a meme-worthy event!

After a comprehensive investigation into the mysterious invasion of Cockroaches Gone Wild, the inspector was baffled! He turned to a lady and asked, "What in the intergalactic is going on here? cockroaches come to the beach here, the one-time suspension, throwing everything